Perverse

Hickory dickory dock
Her hand ran up his…
His clock struck out
She left with a pout

*

Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men and a sub
What do you think they did?
They yelled and argued
Called orders and refused
To take turns to start with

*

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
He had a birds eye view of cleavage et al
All the sly strumpets and all the devious hens
Found it strangely arousing that he was ogling them

*

Cock a doodle do!
She’s screwing someone new
It’s made him lose his appetite
He figures he’ll pull through

*

Ding, dong, bell,
Pussy’s can tell
Who’s got the thing
They’d like to have in
Who to keep out
Make them run about
What a useful ploy is that,
To try to seem available but,
Never put out in the end
The sham of chastity pretend

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