Hickory dickory dock
Her hand ran up his…
His clock struck out
She left with a pout


Three men and a sub
What do you think they did?
They yelled and argued
Called orders and refused
To take turns to start with


Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
He had a birds eye view of cleavage et al
All the sly strumpets and all the devious hens
Found it strangely arousing that he was ogling them


Cock a doodle do!
She’s screwing someone new
It’s made him lose his appetite
He figures he’ll pull through


Ding, dong, bell,
Pussy’s can tell
Who’s got the thing
They’d like to have in
Who to keep out
Make them run about
What a useful ploy is that,
To try to seem available but,
Never put out in the end
The sham of chastity pretend


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